Abduct Me Already

$24.50

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$24.50

We're a growing small business, and extended sizes will be added as we expand our equipment and production capabilities.

For the dreamers, the burnt out, and anyone ready to clock out of Earth. This minimalist graphic tee combines dry humor with a clean vintage-inspired design on a soft Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee you’ll reach for again and again.

• Comfort Colors® 1717 unisex tee
• Relaxed, slightly oversized fit
• True to size
• Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look
• Soft, pre-shrunk garment-dyed cotton

To keep your tee looking its best, machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.

Our designs start with ideas, sarcasm, caffeine, and occasionally some AI-assisted brainstorming. Every design is refined, selected, and produced by a real human.

Please note that some design and shirt color combinations may not work well together. Minor color adjustments may be made when necessary for the best final result.

3-5 business days depending on order amounts